ketiduran lagi dan pura2 bodoh

untuk yang kedua kali-nya gua ketauan ' engga sengaja tidur ' di kelas ( padahal gue udah lebih dari 2x tidur dikelas , hehe :P ) . kenapa gue bilang ' engga sengaja' ? karena , gua tidur dikarenakan kondisi yang sangat memungkinkan untuk tidur , apa saja itu ? ini dia daftar nya

1. pelajaran yang membosankan ( gatau, karena itu pelajaran udah gue kuasai atau emang gua yang ga niat belajar atau emang dikarenakan cuaca yang adem2 anyem cuocok buat tidur ? gatau deh, yang jelas gue tidur aja ;D )

2. kondisi tubuh gue ( pusing, kegerahan , lemes , dan mudah ngantuk terbawa suasana yang membosankan )

3. udah mau pulang, jadi ga bersemangat pelajaran ( tapi kalo fisika, jangan tanya, mata gua selalu terjaga 24 jam buat pelajaran yang satu ini , yeey )

pas pulang, gue ol . terus gue nanya ke chacha , " eh lo liat ya gua tidur ? " . ga tau-nya dia malah ngejelasin panjang x lebar = luas persegi panjang

malahan dia bilang " gue udah tereak2 buat ngebangunin elo " ( patut dipertanyakan , apa alesan dia mau membangunkan gue ? hm .. ntar gua tanya aah ) .

" terus si Nadya udah gaplak2 buku ke meja , tetep aja lo ga bangun2, pules gitu lo tidur , haha "

MASYA ALLAH , GUA DIBANGUNIN ANAK CEWE, DI TERAK2IN , SAMPE2 BUKU DI GAPLAK2 KE MEJA, TETEP AJA GUA GABANGUN , canggih abis ya gua ? wajar lah ya , gue pules , orang gue sempet mimpi .. hehe :P seru lagi mimpinya ... :D

abis itu, jam setengah 4 gua bangun , dan keluar dari kelas . buru2 gitu, serem ngeliat kelas udah kosong .. hii ..

eh pas turun , ketemu anak cewek kan ( udah gua bilang tadi di awal ) . ada chacha, maryam , nadya, hanifah ( bibah ) , dinda , mira , maryam , uti .

BUSET ! 1 .. 2.. 3 .. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8 cewek nungguin gua cuma buat ngeliat ekspresi gua abis bangun tidur !! gilaa ,, malu abis itu guaa .. ( tapi bisa2 gua famous ye gara2 ketiduran di kelas mulu .. haha ayolah famous dengan cara itu )

yasudah lah , itu sudah terjadi , biarin aja, yang penting bukan aib ini ( untung muka gue ga di foto waktu lagi tidur , kan takutnya muka gue pas aib gitu, hii amit2 nauzu min H deh .... ( ciee kata2 pak Ghozi gue muat di blog gue ! asoy ) ..

nah untuk sesi kedua dari post hari ini adalah ..

kan tadi gue PrimaGama ye .. terus gue sendirian kan, soalnya temen gua ada yang pindah , sama gamasuk ( orang satu kelas cuma 3 orang doang .. ckck )

pas pelajaran nya itu fisika . tapi jujur, gue gasuka fisika gara2 guru yang ngajar tuh pelajaran di PG .. gue semangat fisika kan gara2 guru gue yang di sekolah , beuh top lah pokok nya :D

nah , kan disuruh ngerjain soal tentang gelombang kan ya ( udah lewat jauh ini mah sama pelajaran fisika gue di sekolah ) . yaudah, dengan ga niat , gue ngerjain . dan apa yang gue lakukan ? yak betuuul ( padahal ga ada yang ngejawab .. )

gue sama sekali ga niat untuk belajar, so ..
gue pura2 salah menjawab jawaban dari soal tersebut , bukan-nya pamer ya, gue sih bisa aja ya jawab tuh soal dengan benar ,, cuma gue males, yaudah , gue salah2in aja,

guru gue : " ini harusnya di kali ... bla bla bla "
gue : " ooooh iya ya, lupa pak rumusnya " ( dengan nada orang tolol yang disengaja )

but, i still love physics ! yeaah .. try the best for this lesson

this is my birthday say and her birthday say

January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.

April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .

September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

October
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

November
Has lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Think forward. Unique. Brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors. Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative. amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Doesn't appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keeps secrets. Cant control emotions. Unpredictable.

December
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

sabtu penuh kegila-an

hari ini tanggal 21 . gue punya 2 sahabat, cowok dan cewek, dan mereka itu sempet jadian , tapi sekarang udah putus sih . gua loh yang ngebikin mereka jadian ( tapi gua ga bangga ) . dan tanggal jadian mereka adalah 21 ( gua lupa bulan apa , yang jelas tahun 2008 aja ) . nah , jadi buat si ----- gausah sedih ya, masih banyak lah cowok laen, haha .

nah oke, lanjut ke inti post

kan udah 2 minggu ya, gue ngabisin weekend gue diem di rumah, jadi gua sangat bete . nah , berhubung hari ini ( tadi pagi sampe sore ) bokap+nyokap+nenek&kakek gua pijit ke puncak ( gatau deh gua kenapa harus puncak, alesannya sih , " bagus mijitnya, ahli . pegel2 nya ilang " ) . nah , jadi-lah gua dijemput kiki yang sehabis EF dan diantar om olis ( supir ) ke rumah gua ( ribet yak bahasanya ? kalo gangerti, tanya guru bahasa lu dah ye ) . oke , abis solat zuhur , gua nge-band gitu deh , maen gitar .. terus ke rumah fikri , yah pokoknya mengalami kegilaan luar biasa , dan bagusnya lagi, pusing gua ilang loh ! hebat . salut gua sama temen2 gua ( andra, kiki, fikri )

terus gua pulang dijemput bapak gua tercinta deh .
sekian dari saya, wassalamualaikum wr. wb. ( layaknya penutupan waktu presentasi )

dicium pas valentine !!

hey all, tau ga sih , hari ini tanggal 14 Februari ! hari valentine ! of course gua sebagai umat muslim TIDAK MERAYAKAN NYA ! namun, entah kenapa. hari ini GUA DICIUM !!

mau tau siapa yang nyium gua ?

BOLA FUTSAL yang ditendang denden kearah muka gua waktu latihan futsal buat tanding lawan SMP 87 di MP Cup ! tepat ke idung gua, untung idung gua ga bengkok kaya si .. ( hehe canda ) . tapi kan gue kiper gitu ya, harus strong dong ( tapi badan gua kurus begini ) , masa gitu doang gue nangis ( tapi hampir sih, sakit banget itu sumpah .. ckck, )

yah se enggak nya, gue dapet hadiah indah di valentine deh ( ckck, menyakitkan tapi )

kind of act in loving someone

what will boy do for they girl ( attention, this is only for boys who loved they girl so much, do it and see what will happened :D )

• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.

• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her

• When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her

• Never cheat on her because 10 years later she'll remember you

• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

• Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for

• Tease her and let her tease you back.

• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

• Watch her favorite movie with her.

• TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS

• Let her wear your clothes.

• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

• Let her know she's important.

• Kiss her in the pouring rain.

• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.
•Text you.

( gue liat tulisan begini di suatu website. yaudah, gue copy-paste aja . ga ada hak cipta ini )

ga pamer kok ( ah masa ?? )

masa gue dapet email kayak gini deh

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ini bercerita tentang ibu2 yang kaya raya yang selalu berbicara dengan logat batak ( bukannya ngina orang batak ye .. sori aja ni, gausah ke-pe-de-an dulu deh )

jadi si ibu2 ini lagi arisan gitu deh ya, gini lah ceritanya

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si ibu2: " saya tidak pernah pamer loh , betul saya enggak pamer, mana pernah saya pamer rumah saya yang luasnya 500meter ini, belom lagi isi2nya yang minimal 1juta, paling yang dibawah itu cuma kipas angin ato ga lampu petromak "

ibu2 laennya: " ooh .. "

si ibu2: " bahkan, kemaren waktu saya nyumbang 5 miliar buat pembangunan mesjid, santunan anak yatim piatu, dan panti jompo pun saya tidak bilang ke siapa2, wartawan langganan saya aja , tidak saya beritahu loh , coba ibu2 . saya engga pamer kan ?"

ibu2 laennya : " tidak , tidak pernaah " ( secara kompak dan serempak )

si ibu2: " pernah juga, anak saya itu loh, ya ampun , beli perkutut yang harganya 3juta itu, saya juga bingung kenapa bisa mahal begitu, dia bilang sih , perkutut nya spesial, bisa bikin kaya raya . saya yang lulusan oxford lalu ambil S3 di harvard , bingung . bikin kaya raya ? bukannya malah bikin duit berkurang ? "

si ibu2: " nah , waktu itu , perkutut nya lepas dari kandang nya, padahal itu kandang terbuat dari besi kokoh yang bagus tak ternilai dengan kunci gembok anti maling, saya heran, saya yang lulusan oxford lalu ambil S3 di harvard, bingung, sekarang dimana2 sudah anti maling, kasian ya malingnya, gabisa kaya .. padahal kalo ada maling dateng berkunjung, saya jamu dengan makanan yang mewah, standar restoran italia, amerika dan perancis . bahkan kalo masih ad waktu , sering saya kasih duit, 100rb lah, dan sedikit pesan sebelum maling itu pulang . KAPAN2 MAEN KESINI LAGI YA, SAYA TUNGGU LOH. gimana ya, ya saya kan sudah sukses ya, income per tahun dari kilang minyak saya di Dubai itu kira2 ada 400miliar lah . bukan nya pamer loh , malahan saya berbaik hati dan dengan senang hati membantu orang susah, ya seperti kisah si maling tadi itu "

ibu2 laennya: ( bingung, terbengong2 dan tidak sadarkan diri )

ibu2: " ohiya, setelah itu si perkutut itu hinggap di mercedes benz kami, lalu saya kejar, dia pindah ke roll royce kami, hampir 18 mobil kami dia hinggapi semua. tak tahulah saya, dia yang kampung gapernah liat mobil mewah ato emang dia matre ? "

ibu2 laennya: ( ada yang pingsan tak sadarkan diri tapi masih hidup )

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udah ah , ga gua lanjutin, entar yang pingsan elu lagi . kan ntar gua yang repot, disalahin, terus masuk penjara dah, ih gua mah kagak mau naujubilah deh yaa ..

okeh? thanks ya udah baca blog gue :D

badai nya ilang loh

tadi waktu lagi istirahat pertama, gue turun buat nyari makanan , ya maklumlah . beberapa hari belakangan ini gue sarapan cuma roti doang, itu pun juga cuma 2 ( gue kan baru kenyang kalo makan 3 ato 4 ) . dan begitu lah, gue mempercepat jadwal makan siang gue ..

masuk ke kantin , gue langsung duduk , eh tau2 ada andra( cowo loh, bukan andra amira hastadianti ) . abis makan ber3 ( iya, kan ada salman juga, ) pas makan ngobrol2 tentang game online gitu deh ( padahal gua cuma maen satu game online, SEAL doang, ckck -,- ) .

abis itu , gue melihat hal yang tidak biasa terjadi di sekolah gue, apa itu ?

:: HUJAN BADAI !! ::

wis, gile euy . itu angin nya kenceng abiis .. kira2 80 km/s ( bener ga pa heri ? ) . yaudah , akhirnya kantin nya di tutup deh . dan hebohnya, anak2 yang ada di kantin pun ikut2an terjebak ( yeah, trapped in canteen .. ) . kira2 10 menitan nunggu, hujan pun reda, badai pun pergi ( gatau siapa pawang nya, tiba2 ilang gitu, ckck ajaib ) . gue sama andra menerobos maju ( itu keadaan nya , jalanan nya banjirr atau mengge-nang, terus masih gerimis rintik-rintik ) ..

oh ya, tadi abis solat juga gue ngumpul2 sama kiki sama andra ( yang cowo . bukan andra amira hastadianti ) . si andra cerita

andra: " jadi gini, om gua kan di telpon tuh , pak , bapak mau pasang internet? "
andra lagi: " hm, gimana ya mbak "
andra: " bapak punya komputer? "
andra lagi: " terus dijawab punya, sama om gua, padahal om gua cuma punya keyboard nya doang, ckck "
andra: " oh , jadi bapak mau masang internet?"
andra lagi: " om gue malah bilang gini, KAYAK NYA ENGGA DEH MBAK , SOALNYA TV NYA JELEK "

nahloh, dari internet, napa jadi tv?? itulah ke-jangga-lan dari cerita si andra, gatau itu bener apa engga, abis dari 3 cerita tentang om dia, tolol semua sih isi nya . parah deh emang .. sabar ya om ( ?)

what now ??

jadi gini ya, kemaren kan plan gue buat hari sabtu itu tuh begini

- ke pim, nntn kek makan kek jalan kek , abis itu ke galaxee

tapi ga kayak gitu jadinya,
gara2 siangnya sampe sore agak ke maghrib2an gue udah ke pim, pas otw ke galaxee gue di suruh pulang sama nyokap tercinta mmuah . pas gue angkat telpon

"halo, kenapa ma ? "
dan spontan , jawaban yang gue dapet adalah

" BANG KAMU PULANG !!! UDAH SAMPE MANA ? CEPET PULANG ! GA ADA KE GALAXEE ! PULANG KAMU , PULAANGG !!! "

belom sempet ngmg, udah di potong duluan .. ckck, kaget kan gua .. yaudah deh .. gue langsung buru2 ke rumah ..

sampe di rumah, yang gua kira akan dapet sambutan hangat , eh taunya , gue salah kaprah . nyokap marah lah, bokap nge-diemin gue ( hari ini baru ngmg sama gua, ckck . )

alhasil, dari jam 8 sampe jam setengah 12 , gue internetan . gue setel musik BFMV - Heart burst into fire ( eh gue bisa loh gitarnya, haha ) sekenceng2 nya !! ih gimana ga kesel, temen2 gue pada kesana , masa gue engga ? ada changcuters lagi, aah payah ah .. kecewa gitu deh gue .

then , the morning after ( apaan si artinya? gue cuma pernah denger doang ) . keadaan mereda ..
sekitar jam 2an gue di ajak ke bp sama bokap + adek2 gue . bokap gue nongkrong di j'co sama temen2nya, terus gue sama adek2 gue maen di 21 ..

eh lagi asik2 maen Maximum Tune, muncul deh muka yang ga asing lagi di kepala gue, seorang murid yang terbilang gaul di sekolah gue, yaitu IAN . wis wis, yaudah gue ajak maen aja tuh yee .. eeh gue menaang ternyata, seneng tak terbayangkan ( walopun dia ngefur, tetep aja gue seneng, haha ) ..

terus sekarang gue lagi internetan deh nii .. mau masak , tapi masak apa ya ? paling mashed potato sama smoked beef aja kali ya ( mudah2an ada di kulkas , amin )

yaudah, bye bye blog . thanks yaa yang udah bacaa .. love you all ( buat yang cewenya doang loh ! yang cowonya kagak ! )